hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”
“Cinderella III was perfect, and I loved Anatasia. She deserves a lot more love than she’s given.”
It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting!
I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’
I like to think she tries to make them laugh.
Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING
Also Harry’s face.
this is still the best post on tumblr, forever.
tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
Reblogging for the caption.
wHAT AN OFFER
when i say peeka you say boo
shut the fuck up
He is so precious
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing